bored.

i've got so much free time i might as well spend at least some time writing on this thing. in between looking for a job and waiting for shool to start in january i've got tons of free time and lots of interesting things to say about it........man i've got lots of free time. i wear pajamas a lot of the time because i don't need to look like a real adult for most of the day. also i've got a pretty nice beard. my beard should probably be maintained, but i don't have to. also i should get a hair cut. these are all things that i would do if i were a real adult and not living with my parents. every year that i get older i think to myself "this is the year that you're going to grow up and act your age!" and then like two days later i get really intoxicated and talk about myself in the third person using a weird nickname. i don't know too many sane people who do that. rickey henderson doesn't count.
rickey henderson was an amazing baseball player. he made it into the hall of fame this year. he played for the oakland a's for many years. mc hammer was a ballboy for the oakland a's for years as a young boy.
mc hammer made one of the greatest "rap" songs ever, "u can't touch this." he also eventually went bankrupt.
i think that after reviewing what i've typed here you'll agree with me that glen beck, although a crazy person, is very entertaining to watch because he cries very often like a stupid girl.

sleep time should be my time.

dear axe body spray,
i think i get it. if i dress and act like a douche and wear your x-treme scents, i'll totally score with hot chicks all the time. i get it and it's totally awesome. i promise to buy all your fratastic odors asap if you do just one thing for me. STOP ADVERTISING AT NIGHT! you see, i sleep with the tv on and every night just before i fall asleep i hear that wonderful "double pits to chesty" commercial and am so infuriated that i am wide awake for like another 20 minutes....until it comes on again. so again, i'll buy all your garbage if you let me sleep in peace.
love,
dude

its time to drink somewhere.

i've decided i hate the saying "it's 5 o'clock somewhere!" that's a lame excuse to have a drink. also very inaccurate. i've never stopped myself from having a drink based on the time of day. location is a much more pertinent detail. i mean its almost impossible to decide you want to have a drink in the middle of the interstate without a liquor store in sight. i'd like to see it be 5 o'clock in your car then! or if you're in utah. thats the worst. utah is lame.

new

i've never blogged before but i've got lots of time on my hands now so i figured i'd give it a shot. alright, here we go. since i've moved back in with my parents my bowels have been a lot better. i haven't had a loose movement since i've moved in. plus i've got a kick-ass car bed, which has got a rad racing stripe. and footy pajamas. its pretty rocking.