dear axe body spray,
i think i get it. if i dress and act like a douche and wear your x-treme scents, i'll totally score with hot chicks all the time. i get it and it's totally awesome. i promise to buy all your fratastic odors asap if you do just one thing for me. STOP ADVERTISING AT NIGHT! you see, i sleep with the tv on and every night just before i fall asleep i hear that wonderful "double pits to chesty" commercial and am so infuriated that i am wide awake for like another 20 minutes....until it comes on again. so again, i'll buy all your garbage if you let me sleep in peace.
love,
dude
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