its time to drink somewhere.

i've decided i hate the saying "it's 5 o'clock somewhere!" that's a lame excuse to have a drink. also very inaccurate. i've never stopped myself from having a drink based on the time of day. location is a much more pertinent detail. i mean its almost impossible to decide you want to have a drink in the middle of the interstate without a liquor store in sight. i'd like to see it be 5 o'clock in your car then! or if you're in utah. thats the worst. utah is lame.