pope time

I'm thinking of joining the priesthood. Going to a Catholic hike skoll I know that the Church is always looking for new priests. That kind of job security is awesome. It's not like I'm religious, but I figure I can convince whoever is in charge of letting people become priests that I really want to be a priest. I know that deceiving a priest is probably not the best move, but at least I wouldn't be trying to bang some young boy, or hiding my boy banging friend. Also, I never get to have sex with women and I'm perpetually broke. I might as well have a reason for that. I mean as a priest those are job requirements right?

random thoughts

I dated this girl who didn't want to be judged by her appearance so naturally she thought it a good idea to get a boob job. I should have stopped dating her immediately because she was not very smart, but I think I may have been distracted by her rockin' new boobs. The moral of the story is that you should hang on to rockin' boobs as long as humanly possible. *The More You Know*

weird.

i have contact lenses, but they aren't the standard contact lenses. i have gas permeable lenses. these lenses are hard lenses that very few people have. the most recently that i have had a lens replaced was around halloween of 2003. i can't recall which lens was replaced then, but because that was the last lens i had replaced i know that my least old contact lens is less old than my godson who will be going into kindergarten in the fall. i would totally replace said lens if i could afford to see a magic eye doctor but i can't. achoo! god bless you.

i met modest mouse!

i didn't meet modest mouse. that was just a clever ruse to fool someone into reading. i know i didn't trick anyone because i am the only one to read this blog so far, which sadly is why i don't write more. i could probably use the outlet regardless of whether someone else is reading or not. after all, isn't that how fight club started? i mean seriously i'm not good looking enough to start beating up on myself. i couldn't get some weird looking goth girl that is married to tim burton to be into me. i'm a little bit off, but i'm not tom cruise or mel gibson crazy so its not like anyone is going to pay attention to me. i guess what i'm trying to say is that the fan in my room is not really effective.

lazy time

i'm gearing up for yet another school year. i should be definitely be done by now but this is the last year for reals. however after a wedding in my home town last weekend with high school friends, i realize i may never grow up to the the adult that they are. it seems rather soul crushing to be them. so maybe i will continue avoiding the real world. granted i don't enjoy a ton of life, but it seems to me that being like them might be worse than my life. i thoroughly enjoy the stupid things i do. plus i don't have to worry about babies. the greatest benefit of not having the sex is never having to worry about pregnancy. i guess if some chick said i got her pregnant i'd demand we go on maury to figure out who the father was. knowing i couldn't have knocked her up because i haven't made it with a lady in over 3 years i'd go on extra cocky like those d-bags that are always on. and when maury told me that i wasn't the father i'd start dancing like a fool. i love maury povich.