pope time

I'm thinking of joining the priesthood. Going to a Catholic hike skoll I know that the Church is always looking for new priests. That kind of job security is awesome. It's not like I'm religious, but I figure I can convince whoever is in charge of letting people become priests that I really want to be a priest. I know that deceiving a priest is probably not the best move, but at least I wouldn't be trying to bang some young boy, or hiding my boy banging friend. Also, I never get to have sex with women and I'm perpetually broke. I might as well have a reason for that. I mean as a priest those are job requirements right?