lazy time

i'm gearing up for yet another school year. i should be definitely be done by now but this is the last year for reals. however after a wedding in my home town last weekend with high school friends, i realize i may never grow up to the the adult that they are. it seems rather soul crushing to be them. so maybe i will continue avoiding the real world. granted i don't enjoy a ton of life, but it seems to me that being like them might be worse than my life. i thoroughly enjoy the stupid things i do. plus i don't have to worry about babies. the greatest benefit of not having the sex is never having to worry about pregnancy. i guess if some chick said i got her pregnant i'd demand we go on maury to figure out who the father was. knowing i couldn't have knocked her up because i haven't made it with a lady in over 3 years i'd go on extra cocky like those d-bags that are always on. and when maury told me that i wasn't the father i'd start dancing like a fool. i love maury povich.